Keli Fleck was born a poor black man in Harlem during the 50s, where she learned to play jazz. She stayed there until she had a life changing experience with Jesus. Yes, Jesus, the man that made her nachos at Taco Bell. She likes an occasional glass of scotch, poetry, and big butts, no she cannot lie (you other brothers can’t deny). A prodigy on the kazoo, she played her first concert with the Boston Symphony at the age of nine and wrote her first symphony by twelve. When asked to join Justin’s band, her first response was “F**k no!” but after being black mailed she reluctantly accepted. If Keli could give you one piece of advice, it would be “Take it, bitch!”