The Band

Darin Bergman
percussion, Gregorian chants, mullets

Danielle Cooke
keyboards, piano, teenage boys, Fruit Roll-ups

Keli Fleck
bass, Starbuck's bitch, teenage girls

Rob Kroehler
electric guitar, Nintendo 

Nate Larson
everything, vocals, eye doctor

Justin Simison
lead vocals, baritone acoustic guitar, role model

Elliot Ventimiglia
saxophone(s), tattoo artist, adult film star

Jesse Yarbrough
drums, electric kazoo, shoe salesman